WHERE'S THE RECAP?????

[IRon]

Where's the recap already? You make me sick!

[Uncle Pappy]

Yeah Kev, you write recaps like Big Sac runs the bases... sloooooow

[Hoochie]

Complain to the manager. I don't have the score sheets to write a recap.

Here's a condensed version:
Uncle Pappy wore baseball pants like DD boob. Uncle Pappy breaks knee cap attempting to tag up from third. Uncle Pappy did a half slide half tumble into third. Hoochie made a spectacular over the shoulder catch.

[Uncle Pappy]

Uncle Pappy looked really sexy in his Boob pants.
Uncle Pappy actually broke both kneecaps (I have NO skin on either one today).
Uncle Pappy made a good slide into 3rd (don't listen to Hoochie boy).
And yes, Hoochie did make a great catch, even if he did get pushy with another player.