George Jetsons Softball

by **Big Sac** on Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:29 pm

Hoochie

staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, a black eye, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. :eye:

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" :scratch:

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end." :cyclops:

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." :cyclops:

"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

I don't remember much after that... $\:D/$ :eye:

$\:D/$

by **Uncle Pappy** on Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:51 pm

Oldey but goodie Sac :drunken:

Moses, Jesus and an Old Man are playing golf.

Moses tees off and it's headed right for the water. Moses hold his driver over his head and prays. The water parts just like the Red Sea and the ball rolls up on the green for an easy Birdie.

Jesus tees off and it's also headed right for the water. Jesus holds his driver over his head and prays. The ball rolls right across the lake like it's walking on water, straight up on the green for another easy Birdie.

The Old Man steps up on the tee box and shanks one straight into the woods. A squirrel runs down out of the tree and picks up the ball. As the squirrel is headed back up the tree with the old mans ball, a hugh Eagle swoops down and swallows the squirrel, ball and all. The Eagle soars to 5,000 feet and takes a sh!t, the balls plops out, falls back to the ground, hits a rock and bounces straight up on the green hits the flag and falls in for a hole-in-one.

Jesus just looked at the Old Man, shook his head and said "nice shoot Dad".